LMAO omg Sinnie poo that was dead on you don't even have to do another one. I'm not sure I was supposed to interpret it the way I did....which is the gayest way possible....
I dunno if that was TOTALI OMG ROOK. I couldn't really pin what part of his life it would pertain to but it does sounds pretty Rook. Imma say 8/10.
Vladma"Ekh, polným-polna korobushka,
yest' i sityets i partsha.
Poshaley, maya zaznobushka,
maladyetskovo pletsha.
"Hey, my carrier box is brimful,
there's calico, print, and brocade.
Have mercy, my dear,
with my juvenile shoulders!
Výidu, výidu v rozh výsokuyu,
tam do notshki padazhdu.
Kak zavizhu tshorno-okuyu,
fsye tavari razloshu."
I'll go to the field, where the rye grows high,
and wait there till it's dark.
When I'll see the girl with the dark eyes,
I will display all my goods."
Katya byerezhno targuyetsya,
fsyo bayitsya pyeredat'.
Parin z dyevushkoi tsyeluyitsya,
prosit tsyenu nabavlyat'.
Katya uses to bargain with care,
she's always afraid to pay too much.
The young man kisses the girl
and asks her to add a bit to the price.
"Tsyený sam platyil nye malýe.
Nye targuisya, nye skupyis!
Podstavlyaika gubki alýe,
blizhe k malatsu sadyis!"
"I had to pay high prices myself.
So don't bargain, don't be stingy!
Bid me your red lips
and sit a bit closer to this good boy!"