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Post by fluffolofogous on Apr 28, 2008 21:25:03 GMT -5
After finishing a nice meal of tiny creatures scurrying on Rook's head the Fluffolofogous decided it was time for Rook to wake. He was bored, and needed some good wholesome entertainment. Moving his way over to Rook's ear, he paused right up at the tip, What to do... what to do? AH! I know! He thought gleefully and took a strong nip at Rook's ear tip. "Rook, this is your conscience speaking, you need to wake up, you feel guilty for sleeping in too long!" The Fluffolofogous whispered into his ear. It certainly is fun to play with this big oaf...
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Post by Rook on Apr 28, 2008 21:54:08 GMT -5
Nffffghrrr.....ten more minuites Alcor..... Rook had been dreaming of Cleo again, and in the dream she had been laughing at him and holding baby Jamie in her arms, like she had never been able to in the real world. He could not understanding what she said because she had been speaking to softly but it was something both mean and kind for him, she was obviously amused. Rook woke feeling confused and sad...and itchy.
There was something on his head, but he diddn't realize it, reflexivley he ran his fingers through his hair and paused when he ran into something that had to be the most tangled knot he'd ever had. Or a fluffy creature.
Rook bellowed at the little monster in his hand.
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Post by fluffolofogous on Apr 28, 2008 22:28:37 GMT -5
The Fluffolofogous looked up, his large eyes, (only in comparison to his body), wide open and innocent, blue like the sea. "Hello... Rookyboy!" Fluffolofogous said, only so loud that he knew Rook would hear. "You certainly make a lovely home you know, and so entertaining as well! You also carry with you many a good morsel for eating! Yum... yum..."
Fluffles yawned and rolled over, then took a long leap from Rook's hand, up and onto his shoulder. "Ah, much better, your hand is quite callused for such a furry thing!" He curled up and closed his eyes.
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Post by Rook on Apr 28, 2008 22:46:41 GMT -5
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHH GET OFFA ME"!
The reaction was to be expected though perhaps not by the Fluff which went sailing from Rook's bed and into the wall. Rook hustled to turn his lamp on and stare at the thing with wide angry eyes, his claws buzzing and glowing.
A moment passed as he observed the odd creature which had been living in his hair. "...What are you"?!
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Post by fluffolofogous on Apr 28, 2008 22:53:46 GMT -5
The Fluff smiled, and in one quick leap, was on Rook's hand and staring up at him, half angry, half amused. "Well my good sir," He began a bit indignantly. He moved slightly up one of his fingers until he was just in the center of it. He then took a deep breathe, and bit him as hard as he could, knowing it would feel only like a small pinch to the large creature.
And then, he looked up, smiled, and yelled, loud enough to ring the ears of a near deaf creature. "I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM THE FLUFFOLOFOGOUS!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Rook on Apr 30, 2008 22:53:06 GMT -5
"THE FUCK YOU ARE"! Yelled Rook grabbing the tiny thing and throwing it again, not catching on to the obvious fact that did this nothing to his own benefit. He however, was now officially freaked out. "Look I don't know what your supposed to be, either a punishment from the one God or some kind of odd delusion, I have time for neither. Go away".
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Post by fluffolofogous on May 1, 2008 16:44:22 GMT -5
The Fluffolofogous thought for a moment from his place on the ground. Is this guy crazy? I mean really! Me! A PUNISHMENT?! Ugh! Well Rook, I've never been so insulted, calling me, you're VERY OWN FLUFFOLOFOGOUS A PUNISHMENT?!" He took another hop back onto Rook's hand. "I am not an illusion, delusion, nor am I goiing anywhere, I'm your partner for as long as you live, and you will LIKE IT! Because... as I said before, I AM THE FLUFFOLOFOGOUUUUUUUUUUUUS!" He smiled when he finished and jumped onto Rook's head to sleep.
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Post by Rook on May 4, 2008 13:11:04 GMT -5
Rook was aware that a small....furry thing had jumped into his hair and he combed his fingers through it for a bit but was unable to locate the fluffo-whatever. I take two baths everyday and I pick up a large furry parasite who says he's my life partner....right....Dream with that he turned out the lights and tried to sleep.
However he was largely unable Does it watch me all the time? What does it eat? I DO NOT HAVE FLEAS!....I'm calling someone about this!
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